pew pew schwaaaa eclipse!

at first i was like haha it looks like someone is covering the lens with their finger a lil bit

i took a pic, posted it on instagram and in my head added sound effects like PEW PEW and SCHWAAAA

then i was like well this might take a bit so i should prob dry my hair and put on some appropriate clothing if this is going to be a ~wait for it, wait for itttt~ type of thing

so i did then i went back up to my roof but this time i thought man if i was a robber what a good time to steal shit, while everyone is busy looking at the sky but prob still pretty close to home so i LOCKED MY DOOR because thinking that idea clearly transmitted it into the universe and i really hope this didnt happen to anyone

i heard lots of sirens tonight, tho, so...

then i was like it's kinda making me want cookies and milk. oreos and milk, specifically. or maybe like, oreo ice cream. im hungry

then i was like finger clipping moon!

then i wasn't sure if it was going to disappear or what cause i've never watched a whole eclipse before--on a clear night, anyway. and i kept thinking, how will we know when its over? should we clap?

and then and THEN it got all glowy and cool 

and kinda looked like the light under the door when youre cautiously opening the door like "mom? mom? are you awake? i had a nightmare" and youre being considerate but also you need her to be awake so 

i stared at it for awhile and sometimes i felt like Mars was all YO, MARVEL ME A BIT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

and then I said goodnight, little cheese puff in the sky

and no one clapped

well

i did